Mickey’s middle finger

In my paranoia, there must be devised the electro-magnetic vibration wave detect device so that we are able to see that we are under threaten. Then I have a draft of this device is below.

device name

Mickey’s middle finger or Mr. Fahrenheit’s middle finger

appearance

Simple stuffed hand shape ornament style device

specification

If its sensor detects electro-magnetic vibration wave, flipping middle finger 10 times, then start waving its wrist and sounding music. (any music you recorded beforehand is available, my recommendation is Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now”)

If it is invented, you won’t have to be tired with your finger anymore!
Don’t you think superb invention? You may want to invest me.